Nicole's Muffins!!

Hey, so nicole's been telling me that she's planning to make some killer MUFFINS!!

WOOOt!!

but before any hurrays, please be prepared for the intentions of the muffins. Contrary to initial expectations, the muffins are not for decoration or playing purposes. Instead, they are meant to be eaten. *gasp*

i stress again, that food poisoning was not on nicole's agenda when she made this announcement. but whether reality correspond to intention remains to be seen.

Therefore, in view of nicole's genuine and groundbreaking sincerity in feeding the world population, her PW group (comprising yours truly) have decided to work on ensuring that these muffins are not that "killer" after all..

First, we plan to carry out preliminary tests on animals. Our target for this round of testing will be the cats that reside in school. The cats will be fed with a regular dose of nicole's muffins for 30days and we will make any observations on whether the cats are mortal peril.

In the very unlikely situation that the cats survive, secondary testing wil be conducted on our own PW members. Just for precautionary measures, I have recently procured additional insurance policies. As the saying goes, it's better to die rich than die poor.

Regarding my general skepticism, nicole has come forward to say that she will make me "eat my words".

I shall reiterate that I have faith in her muffins. However, given a choice, I would rather eat my words than eat her muffins.

Oh well...