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I shall now attempt to blog while maintaining a certain level of coherency, and without button-mashing. This is will still probably be a completely irrelevant post.

Anyhow. March 14th is White Day- which, if you do not know, is the day for guys who have received gifts on Valentines day to return the favour by busting their wallets on gifts. If you are a guy and gave a girl a flower on Valentines day.. congratulations! You are having some problem deciding your gender.

[Edit]: How could I forget that it is -also- Pi Day (3.14, in American dating style) as well as Einstein's birthday (let's just ignore that he's dead). < / random-edit >

But if you're like me and don't have that special someone, then there's also Black Day on April 14th. In other words, go out and emo. There's actually a post on wikipedia about this, I do believe. If you're interested, there's also International Speak Like A Pirate Day, and International Creep Like A Ninja Day.

Did I mention that this was going to be pointless?

Anyhow, Nicole would like me to remind all of you that she is not a bimbo and is in fact an educated, sophisticated and well-spoken individual who has been deeply misunderstood.